A Tennessee Funeral

[1inStripes]

As a young minister in Tennessee , I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a
homeless man, who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back
in the country, and this man would be the first to be buried there. I was not familiar with the backwoods
area, and I soon became lost. Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I finally arrived
an hour late.

I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. The digging crew was
eating lunch. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave.
There I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, as I
told them that this was the proper thing to do.

The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I began to pour out my heart and soul.
As I preached about 'looking forward to a brighter tomorrow and the glory that is to come,'

The workers began to say 'Amen,' 'Praise the Lord,' and 'Glory!' The fervor of these men truly inspired
me. So, I preached and I preached like I had never preached before, all the way from Genesis to Revelations.

I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked the men, and walked to my car. As I was
opening the door and taking off my coat, I heard one of the workers say to another, 'I ain't NEVER
seen nothin' like that before, and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!'

[PVVikeFan]

Leave it to you. lol

[ibe4warriors]

That's a good one..So good I was believing and feeling sorry for the poor dead man..LOL